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]]> by: mr.r http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2005/08/05/show-me-the-monkey/#comment-708 Sat, 29 Apr 2006 19:08:15 -0500 http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2005/08/05/show-me-the-monkey/#comment-708 Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed I like my sugar with coffee and cream Mean people suck, nice people swallow Those who hesitate, masturbate I'm so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own Sex is like Mc Donalds ........... I`m Loving it I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them Sex with one person is great. Between six it's fantastic! Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer Bisexuality doubles your chances... If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder? It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i'LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy! Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind Software is like Sex. Its better when its free Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk You're unique, just like everyone else.... Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules! Why do our noses run and our feet smell? Save a mouse, eat a pussy Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't! When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-) The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn? Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one You know it's always business doing pleasure with you If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs? I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours? One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh! 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence? I think not… I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet You and the bank own a very lovely home I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now? Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question Superman is a travestite Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? Booze is the answer. I don't remember the question Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over Recommended for you: "Windows For Dummies" I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U'LL HAVE NONE!!! Just because you're stupid doesn't mean I'm lying Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception Welcome to loserville. Population: you It's people like you who give scum a bad name Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's There's too much blood in my caffeine system A clean house is a sign of a misspent life Why are wise men and wise guys opposites? It tastes like burning Take my advice, I don't use it anyway May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful! Its a shame that stupidity isn't painful I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd More and more of our imports come from overseas... Your eyes are blue your heart is red oh darling I love you in bed
I like my sugar with coffee and cream
Mean people suck, nice people swallow
Those who hesitate, masturbate
I’m so good in sex because I practice a lot on my own
Sex is like Mc Donalds ……….. I`m Loving it
I love women. I love every bone in their body. . . especially mine
Don’t have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them
Sex with one person is great. Between six it’s fantastic!
Don’t do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain’t!
Before we make love my sweetheart takes a pain killer
Bisexuality doubles your chances…
If a guy masterbates, can it be considered mass murder?
It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom
Suk Me Till Im Dry, Fuk Me Till I Die, Puff Until Im High, Never Say Gudbyeee
Having sex can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner
ScReW TwiZzLeRS!! i’LL MaKe YoUr MoUtH HaPPy!
Sex is just like hacking. You get in, you get out. And you pray you left nothing behind
Software is like Sex. Its better when its free
Girls are always running through my mind. They don’t dare walk
You’re unique, just like everyone else….
Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
Save a mouse, eat a pussy
Keep Earth clean, it’s not Ur-anus
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
Don’t do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain’t!
When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
Nobody like me, so I always have 1 friend
Girls/Boys are great, every boy/girl should own one
You know it’s always business doing pleasure with you
If you throw rice at weddings, will asian people throw hotdogs?
I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject
When I’m good, I’m really good, but when I’m bad I’m better
I’m not smiling at you, I’m trying not to laugh!
24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case … coincidence? I think not…
I’m fat, but your ugly. I can diet
You and the bank own a very lovely home
I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
You don’t buy the drink here, you only rent it
All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
Drinking is the answer, I don’t remember the question
Superman is a travestite
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics?
Booze is the answer. I don’t remember the question
Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over
Recommended for you: “Windows For Dummies”
I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode
CATS HAVE NINE LIVES PEOPLE HAVE 1 MESS WITH (YOUR NAME) AND U’LL HAVE NONE!!!
Just because you’re stupid doesn’t mean I’m lying
Excuse me, but I think my karma just ran over your dogma
You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception
Welcome to loserville. Population: you
It’s people like you who give scum a bad name Some people say “shoot” instead of “shit.” They can’t fool me, man. “Shoot” is “shit” with two o’s
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life
Why are wise men and wise guys opposites?
It tastes like burning
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Its a shame that stupidity isn’t painful
I can’t wait to see how you look when I’m naked We are searching for rational reasons for believing in the absurd
More and more of our imports come from overseas…

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