Lazy Fecker
8 hours every other day on rickety buses skipping along unsealed roads, cramping legs stuck to ears, an old man’s dozing head slumped on my shoulder and his drool slipping precariously down his lip, cut-and-paste hostel placards shoved in my face on arrival, itchy sheets, bed bugs, underlying planks broken in 2, snoring (often my own, needs to be said)…
For these reasons, 2 hours tapping away amongst the spitting, slurping, tunelessly wailing, shouting, staring, raspingly chatting on mobiles and farting denizens of a net cafe late at night is becoming unpalatable.
Close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears and sing la la la la la la until I have the leisure to write it all in an unseemly batch and back date them.
November 24th, 2005 at 2:19 pm
So Jonny, you’re back home but we’re yet to see these unseemly backdated blog entries…
November 29th, 2005 at 11:24 pm
are you alive?
December 12th, 2005 at 4:01 pm
Aside from the amusing spam you seem to be attracting, how’s life back home treating you?
Is the reverse culture shock as strong as we both expected?
I’m going to be home in two days… and not looking forward to it.
January 17th, 2006 at 10:24 am
Hey there.
Just saw this crazy date website that is just for sexoholics!
No lame pickup lines, no gifts, no walks on the beach, just meetup to get laid
Sounds good? Well that’s not all, it’s free to join
Here you go: http://www.find-a-hot-chick.com/
January 31st, 2006 at 10:03 pm
show me your gibbon
January 31st, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Get out your bunny
January 31st, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Show me a comment from Roedolph
February 13th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Batter my Advacados
March 15th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
mr jon… love you long time. Sucky sucky. Please boil me in my sleep and cover me in provencial sauce. Yummy yummy toot toot.
Bake an banana for dessert