Lazy Fecker

8 hours every other day on rickety buses skipping along unsealed roads, cramping legs stuck to ears, an old man’s dozing head slumped on my shoulder and his drool slipping precariously down his lip, cut-and-paste hostel placards shoved in my face on arrival, itchy sheets, bed bugs, underlying planks broken in 2, snoring (often my own, needs to be said)…

For these reasons, 2 hours tapping away amongst the spitting, slurping, tunelessly wailing, shouting, staring, raspingly chatting on mobiles and farting denizens of a net cafe late at night is becoming unpalatable.

Close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears and sing la la la la la la until I have the leisure to write it all in an unseemly batch and back date them.

9 Responses to “Lazy Fecker”

  1. Eva Says:

    So Jonny, you’re back home but we’re yet to see these unseemly backdated blog entries…

  2. HUNGDADDY Says:

    are you alive?

  3. Eva Says:

    Aside from the amusing spam you seem to be attracting, how’s life back home treating you?

    Is the reverse culture shock as strong as we both expected?

    I’m going to be home in two days… and not looking forward to it.

  4. Ana-Lucia Says:

    Hey there.
    Just saw this crazy date website that is just for sexoholics!

    No lame pickup lines, no gifts, no walks on the beach, just meetup to get laid

    Sounds good? Well that’s not all, it’s free to join ;)

    Here you go: http://www.find-a-hot-chick.com/

  5. Fanny Peacock Says:

    show me your gibbon

  6. Gibbon Gonads Says:

    Get out your bunny

  7. Bunny Balls Says:

    Show me a comment from Roedolph

  8. Bunny Balls Says:

    Batter my Advacados

  9. Lobster love machine Says:

    mr jon… love you long time. Sucky sucky. Please boil me in my sleep and cover me in provencial sauce. Yummy yummy toot toot.

    Bake an banana for dessert

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