Comments on: The horror, the horror… http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/ Ni Hao. I'm big. I'm hairy. I'm a lao wai. Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:00:25 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=1.5 by: Captain of the second fleet http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-857 Fri, 19 May 2006 02:32:01 -0500 http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-857 They should be most grateful. You read the letter. You lost 10-15 mins of your life. Place all non descript letters that offend/interest you into the secure document bin. That way you can "laugh" as people search for lost letters... Failing that shred anything on your desk left over at 5pm/ They should be most grateful. You read the letter. You lost 10-15 mins of your life. Place all non descript letters that offend/interest you into the secure document bin. That way you can “laugh” as people search for lost letters… Failing that shred anything on your desk left over at 5pm/

]]> by: Captain of the second fleet http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-921 Tue, 23 May 2006 00:55:18 -0500 http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-921 An aussie was telling me (how thoughtful) about how incredibly impressive australia was compared to the uk. Fair enough I thought. I'm not overly fussed. He then went on to mention the great leaps in science caused by australians. It was then revealed that the greatest aussie invention is the spinning washing line. FACT... Does anyone else have an unusual hatred / invention that recognises their country above all others? An aussie was telling me (how thoughtful) about how incredibly impressive australia was compared to the uk. Fair enough I thought. I’m not overly fussed. He then went on to mention the great leaps in science caused by australians. It was then revealed that the greatest aussie invention is the spinning washing line. FACT… Does anyone else have an unusual hatred / invention that recognises their country above all others?

]]> by: eva http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-928 Tue, 23 May 2006 09:29:47 -0500 http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-928 Whilst the 'Hills Hoist' washing line is a great Australian invention, it is hardly the best. When I consider how the great depth of Australian ingenuity has touched my life I can't go past a few key inventions, in five areas, without which the world would be a much graver place. EPICURE The Wine Cask: invented all the way back in 1965. Providing a technically superior storage container to a cork and bottle, and yet only used for the very cheapest of wines. There's a good dose of Australian egalitarianism for you, mate. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_wine MATERIAL SCIENCE The Esky: how else is one supposed to keep the beer cold without one of these priceless inventions? I guess we could have kept on drinking warm beer like our former colonial masters, but stuff that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky SPORT World Series Cricket: you guys may have invented test cricket, but it was good old Kerry Packer who invented the modern game, back in 1977. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series_Cricket Consider this, you've got your wine cask in you esky and you're on your way to the cricket, but how can you transport yourself in comfort whilst carrying such a heavy load? AUTOMOTIVE The Ute: Before it was invented back in 1934 people had to carry things around, or something like that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_truck FASHION Speedos: whilst the ugg boot comes in a close second you really can't go past the speedo for fashion excellence. The next time you see some fat Italian man on a beach, letting it all hang out, you be sure to remember that we had the good sense to export them. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedo_%28suit_style%29 Whilst the ‘Hills Hoist’ washing line is a great Australian invention, it is hardly the best. When I consider how the great depth of Australian ingenuity has touched my life I can’t go past a few key inventions, in five areas, without which the world would be a much graver place.

EPICURE
The Wine Cask: invented all the way back in 1965. Providing a technically superior storage container to a cork and bottle, and yet only used for the very cheapest of wines. There’s a good dose of Australian egalitarianism for you, mate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_wine

MATERIAL SCIENCE
The Esky: how else is one supposed to keep the beer cold without one of these priceless inventions? I guess we could have kept on drinking warm beer like our former colonial masters, but stuff that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esky

SPORT
World Series Cricket: you guys may have invented test cricket, but it was good old Kerry Packer who invented the modern game, back in 1977.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series_Cricket

Consider this, you’ve got your wine cask in you esky and you’re on your way to the cricket, but how can you transport yourself in comfort whilst carrying such a heavy load?

AUTOMOTIVE
The Ute: Before it was invented back in 1934 people had to carry things around, or something like that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickup_truck

FASHION
Speedos: whilst the ugg boot comes in a close second you really can’t go past the speedo for fashion excellence. The next time you see some fat Italian man on a beach, letting it all hang out, you be sure to remember that we had the good sense to export them.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedo_%28suit_style%29

]]> by: eva http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-929 Tue, 23 May 2006 09:31:29 -0500 http://bighairylaowai.com/archive/2006/05/19/the-horror-the-horror/#comment-929 Oh, and you should be most grateful that I've taken the time to educate you in such important matters. Oh, and you should be most grateful that I’ve taken the time to educate you in such important matters.

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